James Madison Does it Ke$ha Style – Tik Tok Pace Clock

When swimmers go into their winter training mode, strange things happen. Long workouts, a sudden lack of studying, the whole campus largely to themselves…the girls of James Madison University’s swim team, in preparation for their holiday party, have put together their own parody version of Ke$ha’s song TikTok, themed around their swimming program.

See the video above, and read the lyrics below. James Madison’s swimmers return to the pool against Miami (Ohio) on January 3rd in Boca Raton, Florida, with their divers headed to the Georgia Diving Invitational a few days before that.

Wake up in the morning feelin really ________
grab my sweats, I’m out the door, aint gonna look like no biddy
before i leave, brush my teeth with our hair looking wack
Once we leave for this practice, who knows if were comin back?

I’m talkin black fins on our toes toes
Getting swole like the bros bros
Richard blowin up our phones phones
Box squatting- am i low enough for COACH B
Zumba makes me really sweaty
It’s christmas break and were so reaaaaddddddyyyy

Don’t stop, Leave on the top
Dane, turn the speakers up
Tonight, sleep tight
we’re up before the sunlight
Tik tok race the clock
but my body’s in shock woaaaaaah
I wanna go hooooooooome

My only care in the world is when’s my next meal?
Lets go to CiCis cause they have a great deal
And now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
but we kick em to the curb unless they look like coach patton

I’m talkin bout everybody gettin fast fast
these practices kickin my ass ass
Alls I’m tryina do is pass pass
Now Now we go until they kick us out out
or compliance shut us down down
or compliance shuts us down down downnnnn
compliance shut us downnnn…….

(CHORUS)

Team builds us up
sets break us down
Our hearts, they pound
Threshold got us
Can’t put our hands up
28 pull ups
We’re on that grind
Yeah, get at us
Championships are won with all 8 kicks